omG my lizard went on my laptop wen i was gonE!!
your lizard types fast
(Source: ihaveremade)via thnksfrclmhd
the kid from the nanny mcphee movie is no longer a kid
i see no difference
I’ve never seen a grown man look so disturbingly like a small child.
Whats red and bad for your teeth?
well you’re not wrong
- student: coughs
- teacher: from all this talking i can assume you're all done with your work
the really shitty thing about being told that youre smart your whole entire life is that as soon as you dont understand something you just kind of completely shut down and his this big shitty crisis because maybe youre not as smart as youve always been told
kinda wanna go on a date, kinda wanna get hit by a truck too
(Source: cyberho)via joshxfranceschi
made to understand but not
to be understood. »(k.d.), i understand (via pureherone)
I bought my friend an elephant for their room.
They said “Thank you.”
I said “Don’t mention it.”
Is there a joke here that 15 thousand people get but I don’t?
OKAY TUMBLR. IT’S TIME TO SETTLE THIS ONCE AND FOR ALL.
Reblog this if you pronounce “.gif” as “GIF.”
WE SHALL SEE WHICH ONE PREVAILS.
I crave intimacy but I get confused and uncomfortable when I’m shown even the slightest bit of attention or affection.
(Source: evolved-emo)via hemmings-pikachu